This week, we take all the Not-So-Scary and Horror Night hullaballoo and try to give Apex its very own super special Halloween event for kids and parents with tons of money of all ages. Scottye doesn't much prepare but still mainly outdoes Jim, who desperately wants people to feel like they are getting their money's worth out of a (expletive-deleted) nine hour event that will surely not make any children (or park employees) cranky whatsoever.

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