Chancellor Pink

Your Chancellor tackles the big one — LOVE. And the future of this powerful element is on the brink of extinction.

What Cam Heyward is doing to the Steelers right now is wrong. And the young people supporting him are terrible people for any society that wants to survive.

Here are my extended thoughts on the whole debate about whether or not Hatful of Hollow, a compilation record, is a better album than The Smiths’ eponymous studio debut (HINT: No fucking way, WTF?!!)

Welcome to present day America, a country where the same small groups of rich people run everything.

Your Chancellor emphasizes that, as it involves a lot of stress & misery to be rich & famous, when you know you’re not built for the garbage nature of humanity, rejoice in the peaceful nature of your dull & mediocre life.

Let’s talk openly & honestly about the pathological behavior that only women engage in when trying to meet men to date online.

I have some thoughts about why this great country got screwed with Trump as our President, yet again. They may not be popular thoughts, but, as usual, I’m right, so there’s that. ;)

Don’t let anyone tell you how you should diet or exercise unless and until they know all about your genetic history, life background, health history and overall educational knowledge about how your body responds to diet and exercise. Because one diet does not fit all.