In this episode, John and Amelia try to not talk about food. John does wonder why children's Tylenol tastes so good. They talk about the Emmy awards and discuss what award they would want to win if they could. Would they like to have a building named after them and if so, what? They chat about their childhood memories of divorce and the effects of concussions.

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Theme song: “Chaotic Goods,” performed by Garrett Thompson

About the Show: Hosted by Amelia and John, Chaos Magnets is a deeply unserious podcast where two former co-workers (who never actually worked together) check-in with each other because neither one can afford therapy. Each week they chat about pop culture, current events, workplace nonsense, and the chaotic building blocks that made them the somewhat maladjusted adults they are. Do you have trouble making friends as an adult? So do they. Drop into their conversation and see if you can follow the train of thought.

In this episode, John and Amelia are late-night snacking to get passed the fact that they "hate" each other. How much protein do they actually need and from where are they getting it? Were board games the genesis of Amelia's anxiety disorder? Is John stealing all of his daughter's snacks? All this and so much more food talk this week.

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Theme song: “Chaotic Goods,” performed by Garrett Thompson

About the Show: Hosted by Amelia and John, Chaos Magnets is a deeply unserious podcast where two former co-workers (who never actually worked together) check-in with each other because neither one can afford therapy. Each week they chat about pop culture, current events, workplace nonsense, and the chaotic building blocks that made them the somewhat maladjusted adults they are. Do you have trouble making friends as an adult? So do they. Drop into their conversation and see if you can follow the train of thought.

In this episode, Amelia maybe can't see without her glasses. John recounts the time he had to call the fire department and they ended up being super hot - according to his wife. The pair discuss their love/hate relationship with clothes and why tan jeans are just a bad idea. John talks about the challenge he finds in uncomfortable situations and Amelia discusses the weird things she says to strangers.

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Theme song: “Chaotic Goods,” performed by Garrett Thompson

About the Show: Hosted by Amelia and John, Chaos Magnets is a deeply unserious podcast where two former co-workers (who never actually worked together) check-in with each other because neither one can afford therapy. Each week they chat about pop culture, current events, workplace nonsense, and the chaotic building blocks that made them the somewhat maladjusted adults they are. Do you have trouble making friends as an adult? So do they. Drop into their conversation and see if you can follow the train of thought.

In this episode, John and Amelia pay tribute to the celebrities who recently passed that hold very special places in their hearts. They dissect their feelings about facial hair...again. Amelia recently watched "Michael," the MJ biopic and she has thoughts. They talk Scooby Doo and they deep dive into Amelia's box of costumes - she was a theatre kid, she has costumes!

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Theme song: “Chaotic Goods,” performed by Garrett Thompson

About the Show: Hosted by Amelia and John, Chaos Magnets is a deeply unserious podcast where two former co-workers (who never actually worked together) check-in with each other because neither one can afford therapy. Each week they chat about pop culture, current events, workplace nonsense, and the chaotic building blocks that made them the somewhat maladjusted adults they are. Do you have trouble making friends as an adult? So do they. Drop into their conversation and see if you can follow the train of thought.

In this episode, John and Amelia have grievances. Did you know peacocks could fly? They didn't. John takes on an internet troll, Amelia contends with a child learning to walk, and they discuss whether or not they'd survive the Oregon Trail. Amelia talks a little about post-mortem photography and they discuss presidents who have been assassinated. Do you have a favorite film composer? John and Amelia have a couple. Why breweries are lost on them and they share their pot brownie origin stories.

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Theme song: “Chaotic Goods,” performed by Garrett Thompson

About the Show: Hosted by Amelia and John, Chaos Magnets is a deeply unserious podcast where two former co-workers (who never actually worked together) check-in with each other because neither one can afford therapy. Each week they chat about pop culture, current events, workplace nonsense, and the chaotic building blocks that made them the somewhat maladjusted adults they are. Do you have trouble making friends as an adult? So do they. Drop into their conversation and see if you can follow the train of thought.

In this episode, John and Amelia are talk about what's new for fall at Costco and why the monsters are so jacked! Did John's daughter overshare with neighbors at the swimming pool? Also, what is she getting away with just because she's a fire sign?? Then we get into why neither one of these chuckle-heads can take a compliment.

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Theme song: “Chaotic Goods,” performed by Garrett Thompson

About the Show: Hosted by Amelia and John, Chaos Magnets is a deeply unserious podcast where two former co-workers (who never actually worked together) check-in with each other because neither one can afford therapy. Each week they chat about pop culture, current events, workplace nonsense, and the chaotic building blocks that made them the somewhat maladjusted adults they are. Do you have trouble making friends as an adult? So do they. Drop into their conversation and see if you can follow the train of thought.

In this episode, Amelia talks about going to Bath & Body Works and John discusses the snack he's currently obsessed with and how much of it he's eaten. Are we secretly relieved when weekend plans get canceled? Are you a bagel or donut person? John has a very specific donut fantasy. Amelia wavers on champagne and they discuss whether they'll see The Odyssey or not.

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Theme song: “Chaotic Goods,” performed by Garrett Thompson

About the Show: Hosted by Amelia and John, Chaos Magnets is a deeply unserious podcast where two former co-workers (who never actually worked together) check-in with each other because neither one can afford therapy. Each week they chat about pop culture, current events, workplace nonsense, and the chaotic building blocks that made them the somewhat maladjusted adults they are. Do you have trouble making friends as an adult? So do they. Drop into their conversation and see if you can follow the train of thought.

In this episode, John and Amelia have a discussion about Amelia's current video game crush. John refuses to reveal his middle name. The pair DO reveal their "lunch names." They discuss the merits of Amelia Bedelia and they deep dive into their favorite vampires.

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Theme song: “Chaotic Goods,” performed by Garrett Thompson

About the Show: Hosted by Amelia and John, Chaos Magnets is a deeply unserious podcast where two former co-workers (who never actually worked together) check-in with each other because neither one can afford therapy. Each week they chat about pop culture, current events, workplace nonsense, and the chaotic building blocks that made them the somewhat maladjusted adults they are. Do you have trouble making friends as an adult? So do they. Drop into their conversation and see if you can follow the train of thought.

In this episode, John talks about recently playing UNO for the first time. There's reminiscing about the much-loved and very problematic Never Been Kissed. Are the Chaos Magnets actually getting deep about the afterlife? Why does Amelia hate the sun? Why does John hate women Ghostbusters? What is their beef with Sting?

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Theme song: “Chaotic Goods,” performed by Garrett Thompson

About the Show: Hosted by Amelia and John, Chaos Magnets is a deeply unserious podcast where two former co-workers (who never actually worked together) check-in with each other because neither one can afford therapy. Each week they chat about pop culture, current events, workplace nonsense, and the chaotic building blocks that made them the somewhat maladjusted adults they are. Do you have trouble making friends as an adult? So do they. Drop into their conversation and see if you can follow the train of thought.

In this episode, John is drinking red dye #40 and Amelia explains what a kolache is while they both try to avoid explosive diarrhea. Is John finding sex furniture at the neighborhood trash hut? Amelia discusses Halloween parties of years past. The pair discuss things they MAY have absconded with in their youth. They deep dive into Star Wars in a way only two people who have lukewarm feelings about the franchise can.

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Theme song: “Chaotic Goods,” performed by Garrett Thompson

About the Show: Hosted by Amelia and John, Chaos Magnets is a deeply unserious podcast where two former co-workers (who never actually worked together) check-in with each other because neither one can afford therapy. Each week they chat about pop culture, current events, workplace nonsense, and the chaotic building blocks that made them the somewhat maladjusted adults they are. Do you have trouble making friends as an adult? So do they. Drop into their conversation and see if you can follow the train of thought.