The MLB has activated its rule-changing powers once again, this time adjusting a whole host of potentially game-breaking rules while simultaneously fighting with a billion-dollar company for the future rights to stream baseball games to people who actually want to watch them.

The outcome? Totally unpredictable. The content? Magnificent.

Bonus: tune in for an unhinged rant about the Minnesota Wild's "trade acquisitions" and the future of hockey in the state.