After six centuries of spilling blood, Greg just wanted to chill. His days of vampire wars were long past, replaced by Real Housewives marathons and the satisfying crunch of Cheetos in his West Hollywood bungalow. Life was blissfully mundane – until a murdered human servant and a nosy detective pulled him out of his carefully constructed comfort zone.

Now, with fresh chaos brewing thanks to a new generation of bratty young vampires, Greg finds his meticulously planned retirement unraveling faster than a reality TV plotline. The scent of blood is in the air, old instincts are stirring, and the detective’s questions are getting dangerously close to the truth. Greg might have traded his castle for cable, but he's about to discover that some habits – and some personas – are harder to kill than others.

This week, Greg faces a new challenge that feels suspiciously like an interrogation, a test of his human facade. But hey, at least it's not another vampire skirmish in the Balkans, right? Or is it? Tune in to see if Greg can navigate Hollywood’s treacherous waters without missing his favorite shows – or accidentally revealing his true, terrifying self.

This episode includes AI-generated content.