What up, high-maintenance humans? This episode opens with a can’t miss unauthorized mystery guest, and Krystal makes her debut! If you haven’t seen the movie Troy or read The Odyssey, this is the chapter for you. Odysseus opens up, and he’s different… that temper, though! Rose gets to the (very deep) root of her pronunciation issues and receives a (North) Hollywood handshake, Kelsey plugs therapy and is concerned for our gal Circe, and we have a new official couple to introduce (and name-help us out)! Gloria recaps our heroine’s crushes and discovers a pattern, and we invite our listeners to give us their best backward “oink” and join us in a fun game at the very end!