A long time ago in a galaxy far far away, 5 Valkyries jumped into hyperspace to thirst of hot space men with lightsabers, and gorgeous women who said “fuck you” to the government. The Valkyries celebrate the national holiday of May the Fourth by giving their Star Wars hot takes, their Star Wars classifications, and play a spicy game of F/M/K. May the Fourth be with you, lovely listeners!!

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