In the Odyssey, Homer depicted sirens as mysterious musicians with all the world's knowledge in their voices. Later storytellers would transform sirens into... sexy naked ladies. And we hate that.

Topics include the best modern depiction of sirens, the strangest siren art, tricks to navigate sexual frustration, and songs we would definitely throw ourselves off a boat to hear.

Spoilers for Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas, Samurai Jack, Supernatural, American Dragon: Jake Long, and Equestria Girls: Rainbow Rocks.

Content Warning: This episode contains mention of and conversations about natural disasters, drowning/near-drowning, being eaten alive, death, sex, misogyny, beauty standards, and patriarchy.

Darien Plays SMITE (with Jared Smartt) Bonus Episode up at Bunker 9: Patreon.com/musesofmythology

Check out the other Riordanverse podcasts mentioned in the episode:
Thedammemepage https://linktr.ee/Thedammemepage
The Best Dam Camp Pod https://linktr.ee/thebestdamcamppod
Fatal Flaw at https://linktr.ee/fatalflawpjo
The Dam Snack Bar https://linktr.ee/damsnackbarpod

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Podcast of Poseidon was created and co-hosted by Darien and DJ Smartt.

Our music is Athens Festival by Martin Haene. Our cover art is by Audrey Miller. Find her on Instagram @bombshellnutshellart

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