It’s that time of year again: January. Which means it’s not February yet. 31 days to get the January episode on time, and this schnook takes every second to do so! In this chapter:

• S.A.T. is a Four-Letter Word: a life in test prep
• Music For Schnooks: Don’t Meet Your Heroes – Nine and a Half Times Blue: an everyday schnook meets one of his musical heroes and hilarity ensues! (Or maybe not?)