Thanksgiving makes me think of football which I low key don't know much about other than some teams have adorable mascots. Being stuck in a hot suit all day can drive you to do terrible things though. Written by Schuyler Fastenau and executive produced by Daniel Jones. Additional voices by Daniel Jones, Grant Knakaoka, Janette Zosche, Jeremy Staple, Matt MacNelly, Vince Perez, Jordan Katcher, Tamara Perry, Sophia Sassone, Walker Barnes, Marissa Pistone, Taylor Shurte, and Allyn Anthony Moriyon. Cover artwork by Catherine Fastenau. Theme music by Tracy Zales. Join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/OGDeadtime and follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/theoriginaldeadtimestories/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/DeadtimeStoriesPodcast/ and Twitter: https://twitter.com/DeadtimeThe