Lessons we’ve learned from What Remains True, a novel by Janis Thomas:

-When you get to be a ghost, definitely give wet willies to those you leave behind so they know you’re there!  You should play any pranks your ghostly mind can come up with at the time!

-Don’t run out in the street without looking both ways!  Beware of speeding cars!

-Don’t blow off your little brother, eventually you’ll be sad you did.

-Inappropriate interactions with your receptionist will have consequences-you should always look before you leap.  The key to a happy life, is a happy wife…and its always cheaper to keep her!

-Therapy is OK! If you or a loved one are experiencing trauma or tragedy, don’t be afraid to seek professional help.

-Maybe a dog narrator is a bit over the top (Maybe).  While we definitely appreciate bringing animation to the narration, baby talk could probably be skipped too.