Kate and Louie express their love for chunky big boys and blond wigs as they get into Chapter Eighty-One: Homecoming! Plus, they get into what Riverdale getting unincorporated means for the town, and most importantly: how qualified are Archie, Jughead, Betty, and Ronnie to teach, really???

Theme song by Louie Aronowitz

Edited by Angely Mercado