On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss Agent Arthur Adams' real identity (turns out he was the ghost of Archie's biological father, so, called it), all the signs that Hiramland is happening, and why "Falice" is a great ship, with a terrible ship name. (Think about it.)

"Chapter 26: The Tell Tale Heart"

On the RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin recap all of the shenanigans that Archie and Co. get into on this week's episode of CW's dark adaptation of Archie Comics. Love triangles, murder, twincest — they're here to talk about it all.

TV & Film

It's the end of an era. 

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin say goodbye to the small town with pep. 

Thank you to all of our wonderful listeners. See you in the sweet hereafter.

"Chapter 137: Goodbye, Riverdale"

It's the penultimate finale, and John and Kaitlin have MANY THOUGHTS. Are Reggie and Archie the greatest love story of this series? Do we ship Frank and Sheriff Keller? What exactly did Tabitha "fix" after all? We'll miss you, Riverdale.

"Chapter 136: The Golden Age of Television"

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss Ethel's goodbye, the milkman reveal, and Uncle Frank's nonsense.

"Chapter 135: For A Better Tomorrow"

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss Josie's return, the complicated existence of Sabrina, and Ms. Grundy's completely real husband who definitely exists.

"Chapter 134: A Different Kind of Cat"

On this episode of THE RIVERDALE REGISTER, John and Kaitlin discuss Rarchie, Cheryl's picture plan, and Polly's new personality.

"Chapter 26: The Tell Tale Heart"

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