Bill And Steve's Excellent Podventure

Chapter's 9, 10, 11: Tit's and Tiny God's, it's the OwlBear Scouts!


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The ban reaches Moog's tower, and a visit was paid,

as Moog was now famous for his Marital Aid.

They proposed their adventure, and he eagerly agreed.

He said there was no denying such a dear friend in need.

Moog's experiment failed, it was his last shot.

He was trying to find a cure for the rot.

As he confessed he had the ailment as well,
Kallorek banged on the door, he was mad as hell.

Thanks to a magic mirror stashed under his bed,

Moog conveniently helped them avoid being dead.

It served as a portal, and as luck would have it be,

it led straight to the kings room, where Matrick would be! 

King Matrick had 5 children, and a kingdom to run.

But though he was a parent to all, he was a father to none.

With an adulterous wife, and assassins to fear,

Matrick asked his friend's "Get me the Fuck out of here!" 

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Bill And Steve's Excellent PodventureBy William J Swan