Paulelica finally gets some action, but only very briefly before she is blue-balled by the elusive vampire lord Lucian. Quick recap: Paulelica is a human who works for a supernatural dating agency. She is trying to win Lucian Redgrave, a wealthy vampire lord, over as a client in order to save the company from bankruptcy. Lucian only seems interested in getting with Paulelica, and her boss is also telling her to sleep with him so that he remains as a client. Paulelica finds Lucian charming and would love to sleep with him, but is worried about losing her job despite her boss explicitly telling her to put out for the client. Also Paulelica's mother is a were-badger.

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