It’s Galentine’s in the Elephant Room… and yes, we are once again single.

The girls pop the chardonnay, pull out the chocolate-covered strawberries, and exchange long-stemmed roses... for each other. Because if the men are inconsistent, at least we’re not.

We talk about how our relationship with Valentine’s Day has evolved (from bitter and dramatic to romantic and slightly delusional). The bad Valentine’s Days. The questionable men. Our dads being our first Valentines. The very real chance that Dalany and Payton could have crossed paths at daddy-daughter date nights and saved themselves a lot of trouble.

We do a full love temperature check. Are we hopeful? Avoidant? Romantic? Confused? (Yes, Jackson Olson is mentioned. No, we are not sorry. At least Payton isn't...) The girls play “Him or Me?” and it gets aggressive when Stray Kids and Harry Styles enter the chat, because we all know that Dalany said she would pick Payton Just to save face. We spiral about what we’re actually looking for, what we’re avoiding, and whether we’d even notice if someone liked us anyway.

There’s wine. There’s chaos. There are soft confessions hiding under sarcasm.

But at the end of it all… we’re still secretly hoping for romance.

Grab your glass, tell your bestie you love them, and lets get a little romantic in the Elephant room tonight. 💕🐘✨