Charlie knocks it out of the park despite not being able to go to the park, or anywhere else during lockdown.

With a dearth of sport on TV, he tells me he has resorted to gambling (apparently ordering chocolate for online delivery is now a form of Russian Roulette)

But unwilling to be snookered by the current circumstances Charlie, eventually agrees as to how we know each other but is more decisive when it comes to who he'll share his appetizer with,

That'll be nobody.