In this inaugural episode of Chat-Man and Robin, the Dynamic Don't-Divorce-Me's sit down for a long blab about cannibalism, the green stuff Kevin Smith seems to like so much, David Mamet, pretentious art students, The Fifth Element, and Strange Brew. Thrills! Chills! Butt-cheek bonnets! And the gauntlet thrown down: "Either you love John Goodman, or you're stupid."