Facebook pages for neighborhoods and towns are the Bain of our existence. You all know what we mean. You are part of one or two. Well listen to the tale of the mother who was covered inpertrified baby poop and told the small village of Denville, New Jersey about her suffering only to scare a reader enough to cause him or her to call the police.

Francesco Paladino had to reschedule at the last minute. So, we tried to improvise with a rousing game of “What Would Daddio Sugar Do?” but.