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Cheryl’s Holiday Classics


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LENGTH: 27:29
SYNOPSIS
Cheryl belts out 12 classic holiday songs (xmas, hanwhorecunt, & kwanzaa) only slightly touched by her lapse. *Sing Along With Rill! Lyrics of All Songs Included: Look in iTunes!* Leave Rill Some Love by calling 206-666-LYPS. Thanks to Jaime Shade for lyrical assistance & James for beautiful album ark.

Track Listing:

  • 1: Lapsing Down At Whorehole.org
    • A wonderful seasonal ditty inspired by the classic “Winter Wonderland”
  • 2: WH Holiday Classic: It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like AssCUNT
    • A prolapsing twist on the old hol-whore-day classic by the Bings Craws-bees.
  • 3: Boy You Are Fat
    • Cheryl makes tribute to the classic “Joy to the World” and an obese former listenturd. Featuring the famous “Andy Snap” of Yeast Radio ep 763.
  • 4: I Saw Madge Kissing Hagatha
    • A special version of the holiday classic “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus”.
  • 5: Why Won’t You Poop Ur Panny
    • Cheryl’s holiday classic, inspired by the song “Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas”.
  • 6: 12 Days of Crimmus
    • Cheryl brings blaque the Christmas classic “12 Days of Christmas”, du rags and all.
  • 7: WH Holiday Classic: Hanukkah WHORE Hanukkah
    • Cheryl sings “Hanukkah Whore Hanukkah” [Hanukkah, Oh Hanukkah].
  • 8: Prolapse (Kwanzaa)
    • Cheryl changes the words to a Kwanzaa song to make it more… prole-ific
  • 9: You’re A Mean One Hagatha
    • A song about a very disgusting whore mess named Hagatha set to the tune of the classic “You’re A Mean One Mr. Grinch”
  • 10: WH Holiday Classic: I Had A Little Prolapse
    • Something for you JEW-esh lisenturds–A prolapsing version of the “Dreidel Song”…. This ain’t yo sin-whore-gogue no moe honaye… this is RILL Shock-whore-con! CUMOEN! Happy hannu-cunt babies!
  • 11: Hagatha
    • A spin on the classic Hanukkah song “Hanukkah”
  • 12: Do You Smell What I Smell
    • Cheryl’s take on the holiday classic “Do You Hear What I Hear”

    To download a ZIP FILE containing HIGH QUALITY MP3 VERSIONS OF ALL 12 SONGS complete with all tags, lyrics, album ark, and queefing goodness, click here!

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