“Righto… welcome back to Chew the FAT — the podcast where the chat’s as loose as airline baggage handlers and the opinions are very much unchecked.

The boys are back and today we’re chewing over all things Tour Down Under — the racing, the chaos, the heat, and the stuff you only see when you’re actually there. We’re getting into Factor bikes, travelling with bikes (and yes… when they don’t arrive in one piece), and everything else that happens somewhere between the airport carousel and the start line.

As always, it’s not just bikes — it’s stories, opinions, a bit of self-reflection, a bit of nonsense, and probably something we’ll regret saying later.

So grab a coffee, sit back, and let’s chew the FAT.”