You’ve used a crockpot, but have you used a Yellowstone Hot Pot? Get this--the NY Times reported that three guys, including a man from Utah, have been banned from Yellowstone National Park for two years after cooking chickens in the hot springs. Spoiler: they still got to eat the chicken, and said it was "fantastic."
Diving into whether this was "land use" or "land abuse", as well as what can get you banned at national parks.
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