In our next episode Sara and Lauren hook Nelinda and Sara up with the scoop on the sexy life of pirate queen Ching Shih. From prostitution to adult adoption to floating brothels, this episode will introduce you to the most successful pirate in the history of the world.

Content Warnings: Swearing, mentions of rape, mentions of non-biological incest, violence, murder, mutilation, beheading

Theme music by Tipper Newton