Chris hosts Hunter and Pranav today as the listeners journey with CHiP through the midweek Champions League Ronaldo Show before moving on to the table-shaking results of this week's Premier League as Liverpool are nailed by the Hammers, Manchester is splatter-painted sky blue, Burnley are 4-4-2 good for Chelsea to beat, and Brentford show they're just Leeds wearing red stripes. CHiP shifts its attention to Spain; Barcelona have a new boss as Xavi finally signs for the club leading to discussion about what this means for the club that has looked like it's on its way to becoming a spicy A.C. Milan. The actual Milan, meanwhile, plays out a draw with its crosstown rivals prompting comparisons and discussions about Calhanoglu's serpentine antics. And then we talk about PSG. Yes. Again. PLUS: A new update in the Wanda and Mauro Saga included in our new (apparently) weekly segment, the Mauro Minute.