Kiran hosts today as Joe joins Pranav and Chris to review the transfer window winners, losers, and Hotspurs. Also, Kiran shares his passionate thoughts on the Portuguese League. We then look all across Europe to leagues where literally nothing has happened since our last pod but we feel our opinion is important anyway (why do you think we started a podcast?). After Kiran tries to sneak the Uber Eats League in there again and pretend that it's competitive, we move briefly on to the USMNT's trials and tribulations in World Cup qualifying after losing 2-0 to South Alaska in between wins against El Salvador and Honduras, with the latter being played in Ronaldo's cryogenic therapy chamber. We give our predictions on the Milan Derby and a Barca-Atletico 6 pointer before we wrap up the show. Bonus: minimal Chelsea mentions