This week Charlie and Marius discuss, violent cocktails, meatloaf underpants, Ronald Reagan, the second coming of Antonin Scalia, climbing higher and higher up the ladder of success, kissing with your mouth full, Billy Joel's new album, cornrows, Desert Storm cologne, Bay of Pigs Lotion, blood diets, chloroform dens and much more. Need advice? Call us with your questions about love, health, finance, or legal trouble. Leave a message at 503-395-5031.