Better late than never! This week we have a very special 20th episode of the Chris to Chris podcast. This week we’re airing an original song and talking about the latest Nintedo Direct, bad jobs, Walmart weddings, and much more.

Choking on Crow lyrics:

-Mike sucks, right? Not trying to start a fight

I’m just saying what you’re thinking, dude is kinda shite

-But let me break it down, let’s use a metaphor

If I’m Lebron and you was Kobe, Mike be keeping score

-But he would do it wrong, like any mumble song

So if you’re proud enough to bitch then you can sing along

-“Yo can we wrap it up? I think we’ve heard enough”

Well pay attention Mike, cause I’m about to murder ya

[What happened…. where was I?]

-That’s right, I was talking bout you

The best example of what not to do

-You complain about the same dang thang

Like a chain gang sang “What am I to do?” (X2)

-Piece together the math, dude you the sum of all trash

Emo little chicken shit, ya need a bird bath

-Epitomize a pit of lies

From bitter skies comes your demise

-So say it with me if you try: “Sir, with fries, do you want that?”

A music-major Yoda face I’ll test it with a bat

-You pathetic, whining like you needed a medic

Feelings hurt, that’s your dessert, I keep it copacetic

-To your credit, you the biggest bitch that I know

I guess that’s what’ll happen when you choking on crow

-Let’s end the flow, twist a phrase that’s often abused

If it’s ever said that I dropped the Mike, they talking bout you