-“John Zandig did not watch the Super Bowl”

-The greatness of Tom Brady

-“Because I don’t accept failure very well ...”

-“Super Bowl Halftime and I’m listening to ‘I Can’t Feel My Face’?”

-Michael Jordan “The Last Dance”

—“... with his School Bus Yellow eyes ...”

—“I’m a fu**ing Michael Jordan fan now”

-“The Snow Shooting”

-“Apparently Necro’s not dying now. That’s terrible news”

-Bullsh*t businesses

-“Two hour match vs. Jordan Oliver? I don’t wanna see two minutes of a Jordan Oliver match”

... and more