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Chopped Chumps - 4.16.24

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Chopped Chump - 5.9.24

As Howie (and Roscoe) lament the decline of the American Empire, some listeners call in about the decline in food quality. This opens a debate about brand names versus generic packaging, specifically in regards to the condiment mayonnaise.

Battle of the Mayonnaise Brands | 5.9.24 - The Howie Carr Show Hour 4

Tune in as Howie laughs at loud at today's Chump Line. On a more serious note, Howie recounts Biden's career of campaign promises. Callers weigh in. The man is all bark, no bite.

Half a Century of Biden Bribes & the Chump Line | 5.9.24 - The Howie Carr Show Hour 3

Turtleboy starts off the hour with the latest installment of the Karen Read case, plus some explanations for newbies to the story (the damning butt dial, etc). Then, Howie cackles at Kamala Harris' recent cringey moments.

Fireball, Fallopian Tubes, and the Canton Family Tree | 5.9.24 - The Howie Carr Show Hour 2

No one dare says to President Biden, "Hey, Joe! Maybe skip the pay-your-fair-share bit until Hunter's issues are cleared up." No one dare says, "Hey, Joe! Your numbers on inflation are way off." Howie and Grace cover the latest Biden blunders and his not-so-ironclad support for America's oldest ally.

Chopped Chumps - 4.16.24

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