Matt James's season is upon us. It’s too early for us to care about the girls, but in this episode, we appreciate the production surprises, the most annoying schticks and hate ourselves for knowing who the "quarantine crew" is.  We announce who gets our Two Tickets to Paradise (aka Eddie Money award) and celebrate that annoying ballerina leaving early.   Will even makes an early 2 on 1 date call!  It's nuts!