Recorded in 2000 with my old band Keteela, which was me and Adam Thom. I wrote this song in '96 or so.

Pocahontas - Neil Young cover by chrismorrismusic

Well my Aunt Gertrude

She could be kinda rude

When she was in a bad mood

She had a bad attitude

So we gave her some gummies

They tasted pretty yummy

Made her feel kinda funny

Them ol' marijuana gummies

Well my old Uncle Tim

He used to go the gym

But then he banged his shin

And he lost his limb

I knew a man named Hal

Had himself a pretty gal

Left him for his best pal

Now he's feeling kinda mal

I knew a woman named Katie

She was a pretty old lady

She had three or four babies

They started driving her crazy

I had a neighbour named Ted

He was standing in his shed

And it fell on his head

And now he's dead

Old And Grey by chrismorrismusic

My job is hard

I dig holes

My very good friend and bandmate found his old Hacksaw Jim Duggan figurine, but was aghast to learn that the 2x4 was lost. A song ensued. This is that song.

Lyrics by Chris Morris & Jon McLurg

Music by Chris Morris

Performed and recorded by Chris Morris

I wrote this during the first lockdown, and I've finally found the time to do a much better recording of it. It seems like an apt way to start the second lockdown.

This is a pretty heavy song to play on winery patios and the like that I tend to play a lot, but I had a few minutes alone before a show at The Agrarian one night and decided to play this song - one of my favourites to play.

This is the first single from my upcoming debut solo album I Know This All Too Well. You can pre-order the album and save up to 50% and get tickets for the CD release show at The Mansion on April 14 at http://igg.me/at/chrismorris

Chris Morris - acoustic guitar, vocals

Tom Savage - bass, electric guitar, backing vocals

Bonz Bowering - drums