Well my Aunt Gertrude
She could be kinda rude
When she was in a bad mood
She had a bad attitude
So we gave her some gummies
They tasted pretty yummy
Made her feel kinda funny
Them ol' marijuana gummies
Well my old Uncle Tim
He used to go the gym
But then he banged his shin
And he lost his limb
I knew a man named Hal
Had himself a pretty gal
Left him for his best pal
Now he's feeling kinda mal
I knew a woman named Katie
She was a pretty old lady
She had three or four babies
They started driving her crazy
I had a neighbour named Ted
He was standing in his shed
And it fell on his head
And now he's dead