Merry Christmas, and we start with a terrible, awful lump of coal called Elf Bowling. Imagine a movie that is ugly, unappealing, and boring, and has a song that talks about how wonderful slavery is. That movie is Elf Bowling, a movie based on a seven-year-old game that has no fans. Get some spiked eggnog before sitting down to watch this fruitcake of a film.

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