Sup, Christmas freaks! The music investigators are back and listening to Christmas albums. 'Tis the reason for the season, ya know? Hear the thrilling conclusion of the Dan Misfit portal saga. They listen to Bare Naked Ladies, Sufjan Stevens, and the Vandals! Oh yeah, they do. Will the gang win their case in Christmas Court? Will Christmas be saved? Will all of these seemingly unrelated premises stitch together to form a cohesive narrative? (Spoilers: no.) Listen!