You know, we've never really "gotten" the whole Elf On A Shelf thing, but by golly, since someone left a couple of them on our doorstep this weekend, they've been up to all kinds of... uh... stuff. Plus! The Most Jaded Letter To Santa. Ever. And the War on Christmas is REAL- just ask this little town! In addition! "Did you find my meth, officer?" Wonderful hero stories, the Irish village where the men are always... uh... ready. "I'm in love with a racist," Dude, you got arrested for $1.00, and you'll never believe who was originally cast as Jack in "Titanic."