Hey y'all!

We bring you more shenanigans with our Parody December content. We establish a friendship with the unbreaking bonds of Red Vines, Mrs. Weasley is from Jersey, Draco has graduated from using diapers, thirteen ducks were murdered in the attempt to capture Pettigrew, Umbridge is obscenely obsessed with their infatuation with Dumbledore, and much, much more.

So sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride!