Merry Christmas one and all! And happy non-Christmas holiday to all who don't celebrate!

Today, if you need to escape the mince pies, smell of turkey fat or the family squabbling about the "plus four" rule in Uno, then we have Paul and Kayleigh waxing lyrical about the scary moments in what is truly the greatest Christmas movie of all time.

Is the fact that Sir Michael Caine didn't win an Oscar for this the greatest injustice the world has ever seen? Watch it, listen to us, and then decide.