Do you love history, but the Semiquincentennial’s political drama has more beef than the 90s East Coast-West Coast hip hop battle and that’s got you down? This season is for you. We are rollin’ in like neutral Switzerland starting with the French Rev which is the wild cousin of the much tamer American Rev. Marie Antoinette, who never said anything about cake, lives rent free in our minds for good reason. Have you ever asked what’s up with that?