The mystery of B.J. Novak's enduring presence in the title sequence of "The Office," needing escapist entertainment in the current cultural climate, the living installation of protest art in downtown Oakland, contemplating the cosmic work carried out through the murder of George Floyd, impacting the course of human history without aspiring to, being one of the first people to see Dave Chappelle's "8:46" on YouTube, seeing him live at a small comedy club in San Francisco and leveraging the experience to score a hot date, being a witness to human history, feeling oversaturated by current events, living with chronic hostility as a consequence of suppressing anger, and finally deciding that I need a vacation. Music by Disasterpeace.