Joey and Penn discuss free agency, mindboggling blockbuster trades, introduce you to a Shark, a Duck, and two prospects, then make baseless predictions that will probably look ridiculous by the end of next season. Hockey in California? That doesn’t sound like a real thing. A hockey PODCAST in California? Now I know you’re lying...

-Dustin Brown is NOT a Dirty Player! We Swear!: http://dustinbrownisnotdirty.tumblr.com/

-The wonderful tool that is General Fanager:http://www.generalfanager.com

- A dirty hit and concussion won’t keep Paul Kariya off the scoreboard: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__H6Gvdn8WY

-Max Jones hit and smile:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDqvp-A-RPM

-Link to Subban for Weber Trade: http://www.cbssports.com/nhl/news/canadiens-trade-p-k-subban-to-predators-for-shea-weber-in-stunning-blockbuster/

-Link to Studio Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/GingerEmpireProductions/?pnref=about.overview

-Paul Maclean is a bug-eyed, fat walrus: http://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/brandon-prust-calls-senators-coach-paul-maclean-bug-eyed-fat-walrus/

-Our nation’s first president enumerates the 2015-16 Kings’ depth defensemen: https://youtu.be/dl7CLaZFG1c?t=1m40s

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