Mitch tells Jay about the Chupacabra. A feral, blood sucking, dog-racoon-wolf-Karen hybrid that's terrorizing our farms and livestock... or is completely made up out of the movie Species.

This episode contains descriptions of livestock killings, illiteracy, and worthless careers, so be careful.

If you want to learn more about the Chupacabra, visit the Wikipedia page. Also, I'm not really supposed to share this, but here's a video of Mitch cradling a baby orangutang at the Zoo and sobbing lol. Its hilarious.