Evan kicks off Cinco de Luncho with a personal drive-time ambush: he turns on Craig Carton and Chris McMonigle and finds out the Nets waived Cam Thomas, instantly launching a full roast of Brooklyn as a “relegation” level embarrassment. Evan, meanwhile, takes it personally. Cam was “his guy,” and the only outcome he truly can’t live with is Cam Thomas ending up on the Knicks.

From there the show hits quick NFL Honors reactions, including Jaxson Dart getting just one vote for Offensive Rookie of the Year and a rapid run through the Hall of Fame class, plus a mini-debate on whether local bias affects how people view Dart.

Then Shaun unveils the ultimate Super Bowl watch party rulebook: one parlay mention only, no walking in front of the TV during action, stop asking about squares, absolutely no double-dipping, and most importantly, shut up during the game. The segment wraps with the ultimate party debate: two-room setups sound great until the streaming delay turns the casual room into accidental spoilers.