After giving it 36 hours to breathe, the show goes full “Cinco de Luncho” and ranks the five worst Super Bowls of our lifetimes, chaos included. Evan, Tiki, and Morash each reveal their lists from No. 5 to No. 1, comparing classic blowouts like Giants-Ravens, Seahawks-Broncos at MetLife, Cowboys-Bills, and Patriots-Rams, plus newer disasters that still feel fresh.

Along the way, they debate what actually makes a Super Bowl “bad.” Is it the final score, how you felt in the moment, or whether there was anything memorable at all? They get into the 90s dud era, the difference between “historic defense” and “unwatchable football,” and why this most recent game might end up remembered as the “Drake Maye game” years from now.

Plus, callers jump in with forgotten all-time stinkers, and the conversation spirals into why the NFC owned the Super Bowl for over a decade and how that shaped an entire generation’s view of the league.