The Cinema Craptaculus Crew start the new year on a high-octane diet by mainlining a Michael Bay feature chock-full of the ingredients you’d expect from the auteur of action: A scoop of Ryan Reynolds’ hyper-snarkiness... mixed with a heavy dollop of eyeball assault... topped off with a dash of action adventure “comedy” that makes you long for the days when all our problems were solved with ‘splosions!

So suck down that blistering blend and strap yourselves in. The 5 of us are going deep on 6 UNDERGROUND!