Special guest Patrick Baker, comedian and author of historical mad-libs (really), teaches us about zezbian Witchcraft and fails to prove Brent is a hipster. Everyone agrees lady’s soccer is more fun with gratuitous violence and Cioffi tells the greatest joke of all time, you’ll recognize it when you hear it. Scooter Libby’s bear porn book is uncovered and it is gross. Also, Twilight girls blow.