This near-unpronounceable episode title is brought to you by Rune's dish of salt on heteronormativity in Beltane and getting inclusivity right in pagan holidays instead of horribly wrong. The discourse talks about different ways to adapt the wheel of the year for a personal practice that doesn't fit into all of society's gender, sexuality, or seasonal assumptions. Or: build your own gay Beltane, with blackjack and hookers!