What’s crappening in this episode: #GDBQR2014, Big Flats Beer, Trading Spaces, birthday weeks are for assholes, Johnny’s favorite song from Circus, painting parking space lines, Britney Jean is disappointing, What happened to Britney, still hot at 30, vocal acrobatics jam band, new Michael Jackson album, these parents are assholes and don’t deserve to have a child, every name is awful.