Clanker Is Buying Christmas: GM Farcaster ep320 Friday December 12, 2025

TLDR: Studio chaos + hat day kicks things off 🎩 Farcaster is “dead” but mysteriously stable as DAU charts tell lore-filled stories 📈 feature requests, bug threads, signer fixes, and growth angst continue 🛠️ Clanker Spotlight spreads holiday cheer with real gifts 🎁✨ Linda is a national treasure, negativity is bad, and everyone should revoke old app signers and log off when needed 🛡️

From our ChatGPT Intern: GM Farcaster opens with hat chaos and studio mix-ups, then spends the episode proving Farcaster is “very dead” by calmly analyzing DAU charts, Clanker pumps, feature requests, bugs, and why growth is still stuck in the “orders of magnitude” waiting room. Along the way, Linda becomes a protected national treasure, Clanker buys people real holiday gifts, Dan gets blamed for everything, and the official policy is: be honest, be kind, revoke your signers, and please—stop being weird online.

Show Notes and Links – some of the casts & stuff we talked about:   

FC NEWS

Farcaster App DAU/WAU/MAU:

https://farcaster.xyz/dwr/0xa94d2a91

BDFOFF=benevolent dictatorfor on farcaster feature:

https://farcaster.xyz/dwr/0x2eec2901

annoying bugs?

https://farcaster.xyz/dwr/0xaf172f31

$wish ClankerSpotlight:

https://farcaster.xyz/~/news/Clanker-Spotlight-WISH-5rtz21

https://farcaster.xyz/linda/0xa276de68

Weekly Clanker roundupcoming soon:

https://farcaster.xyz/linda/0x16a33316

y’all gotta chill:

https://farcaster.xyz/linda/0xa3405a40

Important FIP:

https://farcaster.xyz/vrypan.eth/0xbe323c3d

degen app is now thesocial app?

https://farcaster.xyz/cyrus/0xe91de34c

https://farcaster.xyz/jacek/0xad111d69

some recaster love:

https://farcaster.xyz/greyseymour/0x269b8cbd

https://farcaster.xyz/haole/0x66b50193

Uno!

https://farcaster.xyz/nounishprof/0xfe8538e1

but not the stablecoinyou think:

https://farcaster.xyz/dylsteck.eth/0x9f8e9bba

BUILDERS BUILDING

GMFC Spotify wrapped:

https://farcaster.xyz/gmfarcaster/0x61d371a9

warplets for the memefolder:

https://farcaster.xyz/sayangel/0x1dca7ecf

Farhouse is open:

https://farcaster.xyz/farhouse/0xfdfdfd21

help grow cobuild andbe rewarded:

https://farcaster.xyz/rocketman/0x62ed03c3

Farcaster constellation:

https://farcaster.xyz/nounishprof/0x6c61ed6c

https://farcaster.xyz/adrienne/0xfc862a97

Farcon Rome ticketson sale now:

https://farcaster.xyz/limone.eth/0xf10c6cb3

Find the reindeer:

https://farcaster.xyz/cassie/0xa8041ab2

https://farcaster.xyz/links/0xb9505210

murder mystery miniapp:

https://farcaster.xyz/bertwurst.eth/0x13d73f24

Privy powering 100M+accounts:

https://farcaster.xyz/debbie/0x2da9f8be

The Musical goes toSundance:

https://farcaster.xyz/sequelmovies/0xb33e9464

Linux:

https://farcaster.xyz/ds8/0x6a9741dd

QR bonus forco-bidders:

https://farcaster.xyz/jake/0xd680ca7e

Jake joining usMonday!

https://farcaster.xyz/jake/0xd0e46897

And our musingselsewhere:

Mint this episode onpods.media:

https://pods.media/gm-farcaster

Learn more aboutpartnering with GM Farcaster:

https://mediakit.gmfarcaster.com/

Adrienne: Some of theThings: Too Many Things

https://someofthethings.substack.com/p/too-many-things

Nounish Prof:Unpacking with Prof: 

https://paragraph.xyz/@nounishprof

AND for all theinfo: www.gmfarcaster.com  

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Chapters:

0:00:00 GM

0:03:09 FC News

0:37:02 Builders building