MODESTO, CA - It was one of the greatest moments in the history of Afternoons Live with Dave & John. It was a Thursday, and there were reports of a UFO in the skies over California. The MID was trying to sell our water to San Francisco. Alec (or Stephen) Baldwin lost his case against  Kevin Costner, who was cleared of charges that he and his partner had scammed him out of some contracts for something or another. It is Papa Considine's Birthday but John has failed to dress for the occasion.