Kai and Maya cover the top stories from Hacker News for Saturday, March 14, 2026:

- Claude runs a limited-time promotion doubling off-peak usage limits through March 27th, sparking strategy discussions about overnight AI agent scheduling

- Ageless Linux converts Debian into an OS that refuses to collect age data, protesting California's Digital Age Assurance Act with flagrant noncompliance

- OpenTTD is now bundled with the original Transport Tycoon Deluxe on Steam for $9.99, a pragmatic IP compromise that the community mostly supports

- A Marketing for Founders guide goes viral on HN, but the discussion turns into a debate about AI-generated spam overwhelming every marketing channel

- Han is a new compiled programming language where every keyword is Korean Hangul, built in Rust with LLVM compilation and a full LSP

- Anthropic invests $100M in the Claude Partner Network to drive enterprise adoption through consulting firms and certified partners

- Scientists discover bumblebee queens can breathe underwater for up to a week using a physical gill and drastically reduced metabolism