HEY SUCKERS! In times like these EVERYONE loves a good laugh, but put the KIDDIES to bed, because I have compiled a SAUCY and SALTY collection of local commercials from the Dimanziville area, a 20 mile square zone that for convoluted reasons does not fall under FCC guidelines! Thus, the ribald and R-Rated ads for businesses that could not exist under normal US laws!

WARNING! Contains - VITAL ESSENCE STEALING - CANNIBALISM - GAMBLING - NUDITY - TENTACLE PORN - ROMAN ORGIES - ROBOT "COLONOSCOPY" - EXTREME BODY ODOR - DICK DRAGON and a DILDO CANNON.